E'S PERSONALITY ANALYSIS

You're the Fashionable Badass. You'll rank amongthose legendarily well-dressed, unflagginglycool badasses of myth: Spike Spiegel, theReservoir Dogs, Doc Holiday, and the FifthElement herself. What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Who thinks she should have her own blog to put this stuff...

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MY WEEKLY PERSONALITY ANALYSIS

You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow toyou, everyone else just stares, as you swaggerdown the street with "Little GreenBag" stuck in your head. What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla From the blog of a self-defined "unhip" friend of mi...

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TANK'S ON E!!! So it's Friday, and I've still managed to put off blogging over last weekend. Heck, I'm still going to put it off because I've had a pissy morning so far. But, I'll amuse myself and you (maybe) by recounting the story of the drive back into civilization via what amounts to Purgatory. The "OH Contingent" left the grounds with a loose plan to "get money, get gas, and get some food."...

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INSIDE JOKE OF THE DAY (RECURRING) or, People of the Blog, I Have Returned That (a repair van) says "Verizon." This (my cell) says "Verizon." FIX IT!   -Me It's late. I've been driving for nigh on half a day. But I just had to add that. There will be more about my weekend adventure as soon as the soreness subsid...

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TWO DEGREES OF SEPARATION Yesterday, I met some more new people and found out that I'm a mere two degrees of separation from Mr. Thomas Hillfiger. Turns out he's an Elmira, NY native. I heard some rather unflattering things about him from the person who states he's had personal interactions with the man. Like Tommy cares, right? So long as the world buys his marked clothing. It comes to mind...

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MY WEEKLY PERSONALITY TEST Since I'm not sure if/when I'll get to it this weekend, I decided to just be a couple of days early for once. Aladdin! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizi...

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ANOTHER NOTCH ON THE BELT I have a small, but I think respectable list of "Famous People I've Met." Yesterday, I made a technical addition to that list. I say technical because I didn't exactly meet the person, but stood at his gravesite -- the final resting place of one Samuel Langhorne Clemens. So, it wasn't all surreal. There were no epiphanies to be had. No one began to spontaneously recite...

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Ed. note: Since my internet access has been somewhat limited this week, the following entries were made over the past couple of days with trusty ol' Windows Notepad for copying/pasting at first opportunity. INSIDE JOKE OF THE DAY Nothing says "Mark Twain" like a bunch of gliders.   -MeSpoken from "Mark Twain Country." PSYCHEDELIC (ROAD) TRIP I got to spend the day in Ithaca, in that...

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HEY, WHAT DID WE LEARN THIS WEEK? I've learned the joys of internet banking now that neither of the financial institutions I deal with charge for such services. I can now theoretically slack on balancing my checkbook and recording ATM/check-card receipts for weeks at a time, now! I've learned that for the first time in my life, I'm actually enjoying a road trip. Once upon a time, long car rides...

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MY WEEKLY PERSONALITY TEST Yes, yes... late again, I know. I know, ok? Look, I know. Quit yelling at me. You are Kronos, horseman of the apocalypse, War,and ready to rule again. If you can get yourband of brothers together again, you will beunstoppable. Which 'Highlander' immortal are you? brought to you...

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INSIDE JOKE OF THE DAY The cable router's been going in and out. Would you know anything about that?   -J.H.Man, I didn't think I'd come across two in two da...

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INSIDE JOKE OF THE DAY Here's a new feature. Just random inside jokes between me and the motley crew that are the various and sundry people in my life. If you weren't there or weren't told, you probably won't get it. But, you're free to read into it whatever you'd like.I've heard of taking it on the chin, but sheesh.   ...

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AGAIN WITH THE "FEMININE SIDE" I'm standing on the edge of another precipice in life Gotta face my Steppenwolf Gotta drag it through the mud When I get there I will see myself Pearl words/music by Paula ColeNow that I've reached a bit of (serendipitous) success in other areas of my life, I'm poised to move ahead in others. I just hope I can follow through, and with a bit of help, I'm sure I can. TODAY...

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MY WEEKLY PERSONALITY ANALYSIS Am I in touch with my feminine side, or what? You are as tough as you are beautiful. You have thegrace of a delicate flower and the stoppingpower of a 2x4 in the gonads. I love you, willyou marry me? Which Kung Fu movie star are you? brought to you by Quizilla Ok, so I guess...

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TODAY ON "E"! I've spent the past week in heaven. And, I'm still there even if I'm going to be apart from her for the next few hours. Actually, I think it's the first 24 hours I've spent away from her in all this time. I know I promised more in the way of "gory details" and such, but at this point, I honestly don't know where to begin. I could go with a day-by-day play-by-play of everything...

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MY WEEKLY PERSONALITY ANALYSIS Sorry that it's a day overdue. I've been pleasantly busy as of late. Which Big O character are you?Personally, I would rather have ended up as Dorothy. Roger Smith would've been out of my leag...

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