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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Looks like I'll finally have time tonight to get to a kung fu class! Woohoo! But, I gotta get back up to Mr. or Mrs. R (my old masters) ASAP. Y'know, I think I'm going to practice a bit right n...

Monday, September 29, 2003

There's been so many things thats held us down. But now it looks like things are finally comin' around. I know we've got, a long long way to go, and where we'll end up, I don't know. But we won't let nothin' hold us back, we're putting our selves together, we're polishing up our act! If you felt we've been held down before, I know you'll refuse to be held down anymore! Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now -...
ITEM ONE It sort of ticked me off having a week's worth of blog posts and scrolling all the way down the page to see that long blank grey border running down the left side with nothing in it. So, I chopped the number of days' posts you see at one time to three. Besides, it'll make that "archives" link a bit more useful. Not like y'all read previous posts, anyway ;). Heck, I wonder how many care...

Saturday, September 27, 2003

Two days ago, I get this email. Hello We are putting together a reality based show for Vh1 about people who are obessed with different aspects of pop culture. I am interested in your biggest blaxploitation fantatics. Please call me so that I can explain the show in further detail. Thanks [Name omitted out of courtesy] Associate Producer Broadway Video [212-XXX-XXXX]This is probably in reference...

Friday, September 26, 2003

This week, you get two for the price of one.I've taken a version of this before, but I think this test was a little more comprehensive.You are the Seventh Doctor: Brooding, enigmatic,soulful, and occasionally silly. There are agreat many mysteries lurking behind yourancient eyes, and even your closest companionsaren't...
As if Johnny Cash wasn't bad enough. Robert Palmer, too? Addicted to Love was one of the first 45 RPMs I ever bought. Sorry to all you young bucks who don't really know this artist, this song, or what a "45" is. Current Music: Get It On (Bang a Gong) by Power Stat...

Thursday, September 25, 2003

I forgot to mention that last Monday, I did attend the taekwondo class still taught by one of my old masters. Due to a wierd set of circumstances, I did see both of my masters for the first time in almost a year. It was great! I've added them to my list of "People I Will Never Lose Touch With Ever Again." The class was, as Wesley Willis puts it, "a yell-down war hell ride." I had almost forgotten...
ITEM ONE Yes, I was there again. Yes, I had lots of fun. Yes, I'm down again. ITEM TWO Got a decent haircut today! Now, I don't feel like such a mop-head. ITEM THREE Same random financial difficulties as usual, though I'm not as abjectly impoverished. I've had enough to make the purchases I've had to make and a couple I didn't, such as... ITEM FOUR ...Weekly planner pages for my Franklin Planner!...

Monday, September 22, 2003

Just got off the phone with my old "master," though both he and his wife hate to be called that since there is only one Master. Anyway, class is in an hour and a half, and I expect to get beat down! This is a good thing. Ed. Note: In case you haven't figured it out yet (or did I post this once?), entries under this title detail my forays back into the study of martial arts -- just wanted to make...
I was advised the other day to actually track down and visit the original instructors of my martial arts school and see if I can 1) reconnect, since they've found out I've rejoined class and have been asking about me and 2) get some pointers in a class that's taught Mondays and Wednesdays up where they live. My friend, we'll call him T. is great, but he's got his hands full with the main school what...
Unfortuneately, not the good kind. I got hit hard yesterday. Saturday night, E came up just to get away from school, be in the comforting arms of yours truly, and to be in the company of friends. As anticipated (maybe I turned it into a self-fulfilling prophecy?), come Sunday morning when she left, I felt completely down. I'm better now, though, after 9 hours of sleep, but only marginal...

Sunday, September 21, 2003

I got a sneak peak (i.e. listen) at Johnny Cash's last album American IV: The Man Comes Around. He did the most bad-@$$ cover of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. Listen to it, and find out, if you don't already know, why he was so kick @...

Saturday, September 20, 2003

I took the McDonalds test, and guess what I got? You can take the McDonalds Product Test by Matio64 here! Ya want fries with th...

Thursday, September 18, 2003

This morning, E found out that her driver's side door had a sizeable dent. There was a card left stuck in her door by the honorable soul who smacked her car. It was E's neighbor across the street who happens to be a high-level mucky-muck at OU. Hey, wouldn't that be some stuff if that'd be my ticket into grad school? Unfortunately, lacking the stones or the skills of a grifter, I'm not sure...
Here I am again, broadcasting live and direct from the campus of lovely OU. Joy of joys, I found out that despite information to the contrary, my cell phone is NOT roaming out of network while I'm in what some (not me) would call the "backwaters of Ohio." Even more odd are those features I can and can't access while away from greater metropolitan Columbus. In downstate New York, I can neither...

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

I didn't get a chance to express my righteous indignation at hearing this the other day on the radio. They want to tax coffee??? Listen to this crap... NPR's Morning Edition PRI's MarketplaceIt's enough to make one want to mobilize an army and give the government a "yell-down war hell ride." No no, I'm just kidding, Mr. or Ms. CIA/FBI/ATF/Homeland Security Cyber-Monitor. Quit spying on me....
ITEM ONE On my way down to Athens, I heard an old song on the radio that I haven't on the airwaves in years, Couple Days Off by Huey Lewis & the News. I remember going to the concert they had in support of this album. This was the song right before the encore. I remember that every time Huey sang the first three lines of one of the choruses, for instance... 'Cos I am only human. I am no machine I...

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

That's what I'm feeling right now. My life isn't bad, currently -- at least as many good things as bad are happening right now. But I'm feeling somewhat anxious and depressed right now. To be sure, I've got things to be anxious and depressed over, but nothing to make me feel like this. I just need a bit of regeneration, I think. To refuel my emotional tanks. I'm really glad I'm going to be with...
I've decided to step up looking for ways to re-enter graduate school to finish my degree. One thing I'm trying to do is to root out all that money that everyone says is set aside for minorities of various types. I'm at the local library right now. I've never really been of one opinion or the other as far as the whole affirmative action debate, except to say to all those who are able to take advantage...

Monday, September 15, 2003

I've played a king and a down and out fool Some like it hot, and some like it cool Do what they want, but don't be their tool Savor the throne, but don't mind the stool Take It As It Comes (Winwood/Jennings) perf. by Steve WinwoodI figured I haven't flirted with copyright violations for awhi...

Saturday, September 13, 2003

This question has been bugging me ever since I heard of Wesley Willis: How does a man who whupped Batman's @$$ and whipped Superman's @$$ get taken down by Birdman? Well, I with the aid of WinMX, I answered that question. Compare... Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor I got back up and knocked him to the floor He was being such a jackoff -from I Whupped Batman's Ass Superman...
Regarding memories of John Ritter, a commentor on my post wrote: the best episode of Three's Company was where Jack had to go to a wedding on some private island, but he was deathly afraid to fly. So his buddy Larry (or was it Janet, I can't remember now it's been so long) gave him a tranquilizer. So he gets to the party and starts drinking, and the combo of liquor and drugs produces this outstanding...
My body is attempting to force itself back into my bed as it screams at me "Tae kwon DON'T!" But, I'm still working out. I remember when I trained 4 times a week -- talk about total adrenalin junkie. Well, some endorphines will be good for me right now, I think. Better and cheaper than other forms of self-medication, that's for su...
The first piece of net.decadence I ever engaged in -- no, not pr0n, not 23.5 hour/day marathon chatting, not even carving Blue Ribbon Free Speech campaign .gifs on every page of a website -- was the old (.txt version!) of the Purity Test! Here is the result of your ACL 400 Point Purity Test. You answered "yes" to 186 of 400 questions, making you 53.5% sexually pure (46.5% sexually corrupt); that...
Here's a new feature I just invented as I sort of lamented that I took part in the sin of forwarding email. No, it wasn't a virus warning, a chain letter, a "read along and scroll to the bottom like the puppet you are" note, or a heart-wrenching piece of urban myth. It was a bunch of funny bits that I've collected over the years across several email accounts that I thought Ms. E would find funny."I...

Friday, September 12, 2003

This week's analysis is done as a memoriam to rock star Wesley Willis, whose passing I neglected to mention last month. I wonder what his -- the man who wrote the song I Whupped Batman's Ass -- results would've been? the joker WHICH ONE OF BATMAN'S VILLAINS ARE YOU? brought to you by Quizilla Y'know, if you...
R.I.P.... The original Man in Black I was never the biggest country music fan, but c'mon. This dude was everywhere. Jack Tripper Was he a "loser" because he didn't score with any of his roommates -- or was that the loveable part of his charact...
Last night was my first real sparring match since I made my martial arts comeback. It was during an individual make-up rank test for a white belt. He was an older guy, I would say in his 30s. Nice guy, but aggressive. He's built exactly like the kind of guy I'm secretly afraid of -- the kind where the pain has to be in direct proportion to the damage I do to stop him. Personally, I can't stand...

Thursday, September 11, 2003

With a wave of my magic wand (read: the movement of two HTML tags), all posts, regardless of whether there's a separate title field, now look normal. Today's posts are now virtually indistinguishable from anything previous. How's that for Blogger-geeke...
Well, since I decided to meddle with my template so that I can simply fill in a title field for each post rather than generating my own by adding the appropriate HTML, all posts prior to today's have an extra bit of space between them. Due to laziness, I will retro-edit only today's posts. Everything prior to today will look funky. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Ed. note:...
Looks like Blogger gave all us non-paying squatters some of the stuff that only the paying squatters used to get. I'm trying to figure out how it all works, so forgive me if some of the next few posts look kinda fun...
Yes, I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard. Yes, I was as shocked and angered as most others. I was then, and am now, personally disturbed at the subsequent changes in our national consciousness. No, I did not personally lose anyone at Ground Zero or PA, nor do I (to my knowledge) know anyone who has. So, how has this affected me the most? I would have to...
The time I spent writing that last entry was just a little too much, but enough to make me miss the first few minutes of an episode of the anime Trigun entitled "Paradise." I still have yet to see that episode in its entirety, from start to finish -- damm...
Good points about today: Got some gas in the car, $6 in my pocket, a girl who loves me, and the usual (roof over head, food, etc.) things to be grateful for. Bad points about today: The depression I'm in having to make literally the choice between which side of the Ninth Circle of Inferno I want to sleep on with respect to my money situation. I hate it when I get this way -- one snag and I want...

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Fiddled a bit here and there. I've decided that if those of you I know with blogs allow me, I'll gladly become your link-whore! Comment here, or tag ...
Isn't it funny how three letters and a dot make the difference between whether or not the enetation .gif loads or not? I also changed the Audience Participation Question -- not like none of y'all ever answer it or anything. Eh, that's ok....
More like "Enter the Wannabe." I had to teach/tutor kung fu class again earlier tonight. I helped my friend relearn a little bit more of his white sash stuff. I've also decided that each week I attend, I'm simply going to focus on one sash's requirements at a time. I made it through 99% of my gold sash stuff. I've got 7 days to review my green sash stuff. At least now I've got two things I didn't...

Monday, September 08, 2003

ITEM ONE Today, I blog from the campus of OU, mooching off their many convenient internet access ports. Since I have a day and a half off of work, I decided to spend some time with E as she begins the new phase of her life as a grad student for the second time. She's really digging her new apartment. It's a nice little space, near campus. It's pretty much set up the way I'd set it up. Perhaps...

Friday, September 05, 2003

You are Scorpion!! You hate going places, so you make them come toyou! Ah, the benefits of being a demon spectre.GET OVER HERE! Which Mortal Kombat Character Are You? brought to you by Quizilla What I wouldn't give to say "Get over here!" to my remote, cold drink, etc. as I sit on the cou...

Thursday, September 04, 2003

I'll be your "Italian Grinder."   -E.C.The best pre-lunchtime conversation I've ever h...
Last Tuesday, I attended my first kung fu class in about 10 months. Now, since I quit, I would try to practice some kung fu on my own -- just like the movies! But it just wasn't the same as attending a class. So, I show up to find that none of the black sashes showed up, which I'm told is very unusual, but not surprising. Only the chief tae kwon do instructor was there. And though he's a black...

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

ITEM ONE Yes, I know I'm getting on TWO weekends behind blogging on my little Adventure. I'll get to it soon. Now, I told you part of the aftermath of that trip. Let me tell you another. ITEM TWO For the past few days, I have been in such pain. That's because before we left the Adventure (remember the gas story?), a few of us were messing around. I tried my hand at some (fake) knife fighting...