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Friday, March 31, 2006

...thank God, it pours!Two positions have opened or are about to open for which the Big Red Barn has taken an interest in yours truly to fill. I got an interview for one in a couple of weeks. Wish me luck.I got siht to do, so no "webcomic without art" this week. Here're the previous installmen...
It's a day late and, to be honest, probably more than a dollar short. Accurate? Hmmm...You scored as Vampire. So you're a vampire, that's wonderful news. Vampire100%Vampiric vampire hunter69%Human50%Vampire Hunter44%Where in the vampire world do you fit.(Pics)created with QuizFarm.comFcuking Tom Cruise...

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Because sometimes, you just want to harpoon a motherfcuker: Aquaman.(Moby Dick says, "Hello," btic...

Monday, March 27, 2006

I have to simultaneously geek out and blush from embarassment.I open my email and find that one of my currrent favorite comic book writers, Brian Wood, left a comment on my other blog! I'm like, "Oh, my God!!!" The comment he left, though, was about a gaff I made when I was talking about one of his books. I didn't feel this stupid when I invited Fr. Guido Sarducci's to a party at our house in college...
Meet the man who rules 75% of the Earth's surface: Aquaman(Watch him live out Rumsfeld's and Cheney's ultimate power fantas...
I'm sure Eddie "The Twister" Bravo (one of those few who've managed to get a Gracie to tap out) is proud to see his student, Fear Factor's Joe Rogan, following in his footsteps.(To be fair, the dude apparently called Rogan out on MySpace, so I really don't have any sympathy for hi...

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Us at Taugahannock Falls in upstate NY.It was a nice day on Thursday, cut off from the rest of the world almost like our honeymoon. We did some exploring on the west side of Cayuga Lake. We visited two out of a kabillion wineries around the lake and a great dive of an Italian place. Just her 'n' me, simple...
Another four-panel, 2x2 webcomic without art.1DON'S furiously typing on his laptop in the middle of a crowded coffee shop. He's got headphones on amidst babies crying, people talking, barista's serving coffee, etc.CAPTION: 9:00 P.M.CAPTION: TRYING TO MEET A DEADLINE.2Medium shot of DON and THE WIFE. WIFE looks like death warmed-over, carrying a bag. DON'S got a bag, wheeling her suitcase behind...

Thursday, March 23, 2006

...will be back next week. Today's the Wife's and my first anniversa...

Thursday, March 16, 2006

I just found out that instead of going to (a suburb of a suburb of) Rochester this weekend to visit with some friends and see their kids perform in a high school play (where one of them steals the show), the Wife and I need to attend a funeral. A sad, but appropos segue to this week's test:The Movie Of Your...
He wanted respect. He lost his orange shirt and his left hand and replaced them with a hook and a bad attitude: Aquaman!(But, he still talks to fishe...
They're not quite out yet, but trust me. I've been music drunk listening to these albums for the past couple of days, and have only sobered up just enough to write this before I put myself under again. There're a few full streams available (try here or here). Now, I'll have to admit it up front. I don't know...

Sunday, March 12, 2006

More McSweeney's goodness:And with the growing popularity of this damn ultimate fighting, the rules of engagement have been redefined. Now any Joe wearing khakis could possess the skill set of a Brazilian jujitsu master. One second you're telling Chadwick that he can't take his drink outside; next thing you know, Royce Gracie's protégé's got his legs wrapped around your neck like an anaconda, choking...

Saturday, March 11, 2006

1I've given up (for now) on Collected Stories by Gabriel Garcia-Marquez. His style is just too far over my head. I'm reluctant to even go near Isabel Allende's The House of the Spirits.2I love prophets, so I recommend Channel Zero by Brian Wood. This is a fictional ad from the fictional world in the story...
Another four-panel, 2x2 webcomic without art.1DON is sitting at the dining room table with a huge grin on his face, wrapping a birthday present for the WIFE. His cell is on the table and it's ringing.CAPTION: BIRTHDAY PRESENT: BOUGHT AND WRAPPED WITH A WHOLE DAY TO SPARE!DON: HA-HA!SFX (phone): BRRRNG!2Close-up of DON on the phone. It's the WIFE. Any of the joy he felt in the last panel looks as...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

You scored as Dr Gaius Baltar. You have betrayed humanity, for a blonde. However you'd rather people learnt to just get past that. After all, you never meant wipe out the human race. Luckily you are cleverer than everyone else, so no one will ever know. Even though they look at you with suspicion behind their...
So I saw this washroom. I stopped in, but it was full of those "types." You know, queers and queens. So one of them tried to kiss me... and I said, "No! No, no." But he just kept kissing me. Why would he do that?No, wait...that was Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy.He sang, "Don't you keep me waiting for that day"--and that day's coming, just like I keep telling you all it will!Sunspot...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

To carry on the Withnail & I theme, I need to say that I am, "indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell." I know my body's fighting off whatever The Wife had last week. Does that mean I dress properly when going out for drinks last night? Of course not. It's been quite chilly up here, lately. We have not, however, taken to covering ourselves in Icy Hot and standing by the radiator.I can...
"I'll moirder the pair o' ye's!!"Take the quiz: Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? Ta me air meisceTa me air meisce - 'I am drunk.'You enjoy a drink - or five - now and then. You can usually be found in a pub - it doesn't matter which one, because they all look the same after a few drinks - or hugging...