My Weekly Personality Analysis

I'm a complicated man. No one understands me but my woman.Who Should Paint You: Salvador DaliYou're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers. There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you!What Artist Should Paint Your Portra...

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Zzzzz...

Last week, I attended a public lecture by the very man who invented the term "power nap," Cornell University professor and researcher Dr. James Maas. His research and presentation have convinced me to take sleep hygeine a lot more seriously. I figured if his advice was credited by Sarah Hughes to help her win the gold medal in the 2002 Olympics (apparently, she's come down every fall since then...

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Spreading the Word

If I wasn't on a watchlist before for openly mocking what passes for Homeland Security in the State of Ohio and spreading it around, then I must be now, after this.Doesn't it just want to make you bang your own head on the tab...

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My Weekly Personality Analysis

(Maybe it should be "Semi-" at this point? Maybe, "Bi-"?)I know I've taken a different version before, but it never hurts to re-assess. Which Doctor (from Doctor Who) Are You? You are the second Doctor! You act the part of the clown quite well. However, this is merely to mask your massive intelligence and...

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Out on the Global Frequency

I sent a link to the blank version of this to Mr. Ellis earlier this evening. He put it up about 10 minutes later. I hate to malign my home state, but idiocy is idio...

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Proud to Be an...Yeah...

There are moments when I miss Ohio. And, there are moments when I'm truly, truly ashamed.Apparently, this is a form from the Ohio Dept. of Public Safety's Division of Homeland Security that one fills out nowadays when anyone applys for any sort of public service job. Steve-o got one, and was understandably...

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Using Your Anger

Good! Use your aggresive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.-Emperor Palpatine, Return of the JediSo, the benefits office at the Big Red school on the hill made Error #2 concerning my health benefits. The first error was simple, easily understood, and more importantly didn't cost me much in time and...

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