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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Another four-panel, 2x2 "webcomic without art."

1
DON is sitting at the dining room table typing at his laptop, much like the SNOOPY characters sitting at the table when writing a letter. He's musing. Above him is a mock-up of an iTunes PLAYLIST, which so far, reads...
MILES DAVIS - HUMAN NATURE
BOBBY CALDWELL - WHAT YOU WON'T DO FOR LOVE
SADE - SMOOTH OPERATOR
BOZ SCAGGS - LOWDOWN
JOE JACKSON - STEPPIN' OUT
2
Same as 1, except DON'S busily typing, adding to the PLAYLIST.
BOZ SCAGGS - LOWDOWN
JOE JACKSON - STEPPIN' OUT
ANITA BAKER - SWEET LOVE
LISA STANSFIELD - BEEN AROUND THE WORLD
GEORGE BENSON - TURN YOUR LOVE AROUND
CHRISTOPHER CROSS - ARTHUR'S THEME
3
DON'S got his earphones on, and with a big grin on his face, typing. WIFE is next to him with a bowl of something and is leaning over to see what's on the screen.

DON: AHHH...EIGHT HOURS OF RELAXING MUSIC.


DON (linked): NOW I CAN GET SOME WORK DONE.


WIFE: OF COURSE YOU CAN...

4
WIFE'S got a big grin on her face while DON'S blank-faced, staring over the top of his glasses, because of his WIFE'S crushing burn.

WIFE: YOU CAN LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC, WIDE AWAKE--


WIFE (linked): AND GET A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME.


© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, Ltd. MMVI

(Previous installments)

Thursday, February 23, 2006

I already have my other half, and I didn't have to cut off nothin', thank you very much!

hedwig and the angry inch
Your romance is more of a love that needs to bloom within, just like Hedwig of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. The film features an East German transsexual who is seeking her "other half" after constant betrayal. You must love yourself before you can need another. You're starting to realize this, along with the fact that you don't need a significant other to be a complete person. Your other half" has been inside you all along.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006



Can you find the single Photoshop edit in this picture?

From LJ scans_daily community.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

...as least as far as the recent past is concerned.
  • Regular running (aerobic exercise is good)
  • Critique deadlines
  • Submission deadlines
  • Job-searching
  • Yet another weekend excursion coming up.
This is why I've taken to put a Nicholson quote from As Good as It Gets on the office door; the one he gives Greg Kinnear when he knocks on the door.

The next webcomic installment will probably be titled, "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" :)
Another four-panel, 2x2 "webcomic without art."

1
CLOSE UP on the television. Two Asian figure-skaters are in a graceful pose at the end of their routine. The Olympic Logo is in the lower right hand corner.

WIFE (OP): *SNIFF* OH, MY GOD...

2
CUT TO Don (sitting at the right end of the couch) and WIFE (on the EZ chair). WIFE'S crying tears of joy while DON'S holding his eyelids open with his fingers a la A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.

WIFE: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!

DON: ...

3
CUT TO the TV; same as 1, except there are two speed-skaters, one of whom has just wiped out.

WIFE: OH, MY GOD...

4
CUT TO DON & WIFE; same as 2, except DON'S cheering like his favorite team just scored a touchdown. WIFE is staring bullets into him.

DON: "...AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT!"


DON: DAMN, THAT'S GOTTA SUCK!

© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, MMVI

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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Monday, February 13, 2006


And, these are only about 3/4 of them. Posted by Picasa

Apologies to who I stole this from. So many RSS feeds, so little time to jot down names.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

You Are an Emo Rocker!

Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.

Riiight, probably not completely accurate...not with stuff like this in the collection.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Another four-panel, 2x2 "webcomic without art."

1
Medium shot of DON on the couch with his laptop on his lap, sitting back with his hands clasped behind his head. WIFE is sitting in the easy chair next to the couch, trying in vain to read her book in peace. Notes and LYRICS stream from the laptop.

LYRICS: "And, if you leave me now..."


WIFE (whisper): CHRIST...

2
Same as 1, except DON's laughing his ass off while listening to the RICKY GERVAIS SHOW PODCAST. WIFE is openly glaring at DON, now.

PODCAST: RIGHT, THA'S "MONKEY NEWS."


PODCAST: KARL...YOU AND YOUR ROUND HEAD...YOU'RE AN IDIOT!


DON: BWAAAHHH-HAHAHA!

WIFE: TURN THAT SH*T DOWN!

3
Same as 1, except WIFE is trying to use her book to cover her ears, while DON's busy typing as the music streams and LYRICS blare.

LYRICS: "He came from somewhere back in her long ago..."


DON: C'MON, IT HELPS ME CONCENTRATE.

4
Same as 3, except that DON's way too absorbed typing as the music plays to notice that WIFE is standing by the couch getting ready to strangle him with a length of headphone cord.

LYRICS: "When you think of Laura, laugh don't cry..."


DON: "I KNOW SHE'D WANT IT THAT WAY."


WIFE: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR THESE HEADPHONES.



© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, Ltd. MMVI

Read the first installment.

Monday, February 06, 2006

XXX

March 21:


Who knows? I may actually pay for it.

Maybe.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

Damn straight.