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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Another four-panel, 2x2 "webcomic without art."

1
Medium shot of DON on the couch with his laptop on his lap, sitting back with his hands clasped behind his head. WIFE is sitting in the easy chair next to the couch, trying in vain to read her book in peace. Notes and LYRICS stream from the laptop.

LYRICS: "And, if you leave me now..."


WIFE (whisper): CHRIST...

2
Same as 1, except DON's laughing his ass off while listening to the RICKY GERVAIS SHOW PODCAST. WIFE is openly glaring at DON, now.

PODCAST: RIGHT, THA'S "MONKEY NEWS."


PODCAST: KARL...YOU AND YOUR ROUND HEAD...YOU'RE AN IDIOT!


DON: BWAAAHHH-HAHAHA!

WIFE: TURN THAT SH*T DOWN!

3
Same as 1, except WIFE is trying to use her book to cover her ears, while DON's busy typing as the music streams and LYRICS blare.

LYRICS: "He came from somewhere back in her long ago..."


DON: C'MON, IT HELPS ME CONCENTRATE.

4
Same as 3, except that DON's way too absorbed typing as the music plays to notice that WIFE is standing by the couch getting ready to strangle him with a length of headphone cord.

LYRICS: "When you think of Laura, laugh don't cry..."


DON: "I KNOW SHE'D WANT IT THAT WAY."


WIFE: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR THESE HEADPHONES.



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1 comments:

Ms. Bizarro said...

And the scary thing is, it really isn't a stretch from reality. :P