Another four-panel, 2x2 "webcomic without art."
© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, MMVI
(Part 1) (Part 2)
1
CLOSE UP on the television. Two Asian figure-skaters are in a graceful pose at the end of their routine. The Olympic Logo is in the lower right hand corner.
WIFE (OP): *SNIFF* OH, MY GOD...
2
CUT TO Don (sitting at the right end of the couch) and WIFE (on the EZ chair). WIFE'S crying tears of joy while DON'S holding his eyelids open with his fingers a la A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
WIFE: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!
DON: ...
3
CUT TO the TV; same as 1, except there are two speed-skaters, one of whom has just wiped out.
WIFE: OH, MY GOD...
4
CUT TO DON & WIFE; same as 2, except DON'S cheering like his favorite team just scored a touchdown. WIFE is staring bullets into him.
DON: "...AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT!"
DON: DAMN, THAT'S GOTTA SUCK!
CLOSE UP on the television. Two Asian figure-skaters are in a graceful pose at the end of their routine. The Olympic Logo is in the lower right hand corner.
WIFE (OP): *SNIFF* OH, MY GOD...
2
CUT TO Don (sitting at the right end of the couch) and WIFE (on the EZ chair). WIFE'S crying tears of joy while DON'S holding his eyelids open with his fingers a la A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
WIFE: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!
DON: ...
3
CUT TO the TV; same as 1, except there are two speed-skaters, one of whom has just wiped out.
WIFE: OH, MY GOD...
4
CUT TO DON & WIFE; same as 2, except DON'S cheering like his favorite team just scored a touchdown. WIFE is staring bullets into him.
DON: "...AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT!"
DON: DAMN, THAT'S GOTTA SUCK!
© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, MMVI
(Part 1) (Part 2)
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