Ike Turner, a Rock 'N' Roll Pioneer, Dies at 76
The best I can do for a tribute is this McSweeney's bit. If only our country's foreign policy was this advanced...
The best I can do for a tribute is this McSweeney's bit. If only our country's foreign policy was this advanced...
OK, America, you done fucked up again. Things got a little out of hand, and you went and blew up another country. Now you got everybody all mad at you, and you don't know what to do. Well, don't worry, America. Ike's been down this road before, and I know exactly how to handle it. You better listen to what I'm telling you, America. Ike knows what he's talking about, and Ike's willing to help you out as long as you do exactly what Ike says and stop being so stubborn. You dig?
0 comments:
Post a Comment