My Weekly Rejection Letter*

*Okay, not really. This would imply that I'm submitting at a rate that would get me a weekly rejection, which I'm not--yet.

After a scathing but fair critique of my latest submission, the silver lining read:

As noted above, the quality of your prose is quite good and we
appreciate the fact you sent this story our way.

Of course, it's another plus that the mag bothered to critique it at all. So, what to send next...