It's All Part of Their Grand Plan

A quick smoke? It's good for the wings:

Birds are picking up discarded cigarette butts and using the smoke to fumigate their wings of parasites, experts said yesterday.

Hitchcock's THE BIRDS was prophetic! Mother Earth is getting ready to rise up and beat us like J-Lo in that movie where she learned Krav Maga and kicked her abusive husband's ass.

Just five more years, watch.