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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Jimmy Olsen: Ass constantly saved by Superman.

Harry Potter: Ass constantly saved by Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Moody, Tonks, Hagrid, Dobby, Kreacher, Oliver Wood, Colin Creevey, Stan Shunpike, the bartender at the Leaky Cauldron and this guy he just met down the pub last week.

ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
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3 comments:

Salty Miss Jill said...

That Harry Potter's a pussy.

Don said...

I only got through book 3 myself, but I never realized just how much rescuing he's needed.

I had to quit once those books got to be as thick as Pynchon novels. If I was attacked by a wild dog and had a copy of The Goblet of Fire, I'm pretty sure I could kill it.

B said...

"If I was attacked by a wild dog and had a copy of The Goblet of Fire, I'm pretty sure I could kill it."-Don = The Greatest Quote Ever!