Gobble, Gobble

Ways to comment on Thanksgiving:

Just say "Happy Turkey Day"

Throw in jokes about the various minories--racial, ethnic, religious, or dietary--who do not find a reason to celebrate this holiday season

Point out how different countries celebrate the same holiday.

Gnawing on a dried-out plucked buzzard to celebrate Britain chucking all the creepy inbred sandal-chewing God-botherers into boats and shipping them all off to a continent cursed by earthquakes, hurricanes and tornados?

-W. Ellis

Some values truly are universal.

Enjoy your turkey or tofurkey or protests against the same!