A four-panel, 2x2 "webcomic without art."
© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, Ltd. MMVI
Needless to say, this is all tongue-in-cheek!
I need a nap.
1
Bird's eye view of DON in bed early Sunday morning, covers askew, drool coming out his mouth as his eyes are just coming open. We see musical notes streaming in from off-panel, swirling about the room.
CAPTION: SUNDAY MORNING
DON (thought): WHAT THE F**K...? IS THAT KENNY G??*
CAPTION: *ACTUALLY, IT'S DAVE KOZ'S "EMILY"
2
DON's back is to us on the bed; it looks like he may very well be huddled in the fetal position. WIFE is standing at the side of the bed, looking very upset.
CAPTION: MONDAY MORNING
WIFE: OH MY GOD!!
WIFE (linked): [Married Friend] GAVE [The Spouse] DIVORCE PAPERS ON FRIDAY!
3
Bird's eye view again of both DON and WIFE in bed. There are raindrops on the bedroom window. WIFE's sitting up, looking angrily at the window. DON's eyes are wide open, and he looks frazzled.
CAPTION: TUESDAY MORNING
WIFE (burst): AWWW, F**K...I LEFT MY UMBRELLA AT WORK!
4
DON, in ear muffs, is getting ready for bed by chugging OTC sleeping pills from a bottle and pulling a blindfold over his eyes.
CAPTION: TUESDAY NIGHT
Bird's eye view of DON in bed early Sunday morning, covers askew, drool coming out his mouth as his eyes are just coming open. We see musical notes streaming in from off-panel, swirling about the room.
CAPTION: SUNDAY MORNING
DON (thought): WHAT THE F**K...? IS THAT KENNY G??*
CAPTION: *ACTUALLY, IT'S DAVE KOZ'S "EMILY"
2
DON's back is to us on the bed; it looks like he may very well be huddled in the fetal position. WIFE is standing at the side of the bed, looking very upset.
CAPTION: MONDAY MORNING
WIFE: OH MY GOD!!
WIFE (linked): [Married Friend] GAVE [The Spouse] DIVORCE PAPERS ON FRIDAY!
3
Bird's eye view again of both DON and WIFE in bed. There are raindrops on the bedroom window. WIFE's sitting up, looking angrily at the window. DON's eyes are wide open, and he looks frazzled.
CAPTION: TUESDAY MORNING
WIFE (burst): AWWW, F**K...I LEFT MY UMBRELLA AT WORK!
4
DON, in ear muffs, is getting ready for bed by chugging OTC sleeping pills from a bottle and pulling a blindfold over his eyes.
CAPTION: TUESDAY NIGHT
© Warm Fuzzy Freudian Slippers, Ltd. MMVI
Needless to say, this is all tongue-in-cheek!
I need a nap.
2 comments:
If you were an early riser like myself, this wouldn't be an issue. (That is a lil' joke since I freaking hate mornings.)
Life's a box of choclates...finding the one's laced w/ cyanide id half the fun ;)
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