Improper Use of Math - Despite the obvious mathematical flaw, the following is presented for chuckles and does not necessarily represent the opinions of the producers, this station, or this website.

Proof that Girls are Evil

First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time * Money

And as we all know, "time is money."
Time = Money

Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2

And, because, "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = (Evil)^1/2

Therefore:
Girls = [(Evil)^1/2]^2

We are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil