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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Another four-panel, 2x2 webcomic without art.

1
DON is sitting at the dining room table with a huge grin on his face, wrapping a birthday present for the WIFE. His cell is on the table and it's ringing.

CAPTION: BIRTHDAY PRESENT: BOUGHT AND WRAPPED WITH A WHOLE DAY TO SPARE!



DON: HA-HA!

SFX (phone): BRRRNG!

2
Close-up of DON on the phone. It's the WIFE. Any of the joy he felt in the last panel looks as if it's bled away.

WIFE: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW! IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!



WIFE: YOU DID EVERYTHING FOR TOMORROW, RIGHT?


WIFE (linked): RESERVED THE GUEST ROOM? GET THE STUFF FROM THE STORE? DON'T FORGET WE HAVE TO DECORATE...



CAPTION: CRAP!

3
We're in a lounge-like party room: couches, soft chairs, a table with a cake, food, balloons, and a banner over it that says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" DON'S haggard-looking, but smiling, standing next to the happy-as-a-clam WIFE as they receive a line of about 15 various and sundry people (and a few kids) with presents and bottles of alcohol.

(NO DIALOGUE)

4
CUT TO DON and the WIFE, sitting on the couch in the party room. The food's eaten, the presents are opened. The place is a wreck. The WIFE is surrounded by all kinds of cards and presents; she's in heaven. DON'S in heaven, too, with two bottles of leftover wine, two cases of leftover beer at his feet, and a brew in his hand.

CAPTION: HOURS OF FUN AND LAUGHTER, LATER...


WIFE: THAT WAS AWESOME! LOOK AT ALL THE PRESENTS!


DON: MMMM...TELL ME ABOUT IT!

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1 comments:

Ms. Bizarro said...

You are SUCH a drama queen!