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Trouble in Bobo paradise?

David Brooks Also Eats Cereal.
By John Warner

That is, David Brooks, the author of Bobos in Paradise, which could have been subtitled "Could've been Don's biography."

I thought I could deconstruct a film...

History's Notable Films, Reconsidered.
By Tim Carvell

I think it was on The Daily Show where someone made similar comments about Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace being a story where two grown men in pirate shirts and pony tails whisk a young boy away from his mother to go on an adventure. Doesn't that give you the same shudder when you picture Michael Jackson within three feet of a kid?

I'll digress for a moment to repeat a joke I heard on TV:

How can you tell when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Shudder.