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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

"But Don," you say. "NASCAR romaine sure makes for a fine salad for my big-haired floozy wife that accompanies me to the races. But, I'm a real man--a meat and 'taters man!"

Well, look no further...
NASCAR potatoes

I'm sure you can cut them just right to fit on the same skewer as your fried-meatwad-on-a-stick.

See also: NASCAR lettuce
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2 comments:

datu_b said...

"white potatoes" god forbid they be any other color. uuuugghhh

Don said...

I must be sleep-deprived if I didn't see that! Same way that Frosted Flakes are "Grrreat!" but that you have to be "Cukoo for Cocoa Puffs."