I need to shoot for submitting another McSweeney's piece. Here's one that got rejected a few months back. I look at this as my "sophomore effort gone bad," the way most of your Top 40 pop stars' CDs often go.
Alternate Parkay Margarine Commercial Tag Lines
It's not nice to bamboozle The Green Man.
It’s bad karma to hoodwink the Buddha.
Liars are a disease. Vishnu is the cure.
Screw with Zeus, and die.
Don't f*ck with the Great Spirit, b!+ch!
© MMV Me
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