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Thursday, April 07, 2005

More ignorant comments on marriage from various people.

"Well, how's the wife abusing you today?" (Asked, coincidentally, while out running an errand for the wife.)

"How's married life? Need any help?"
I bit. "Need any help? I've only been married two weeks."
"That's why I asked."

"So -- made any contributions to the hope chest?"